Tom_W1987 on "Best insult at work"
Today, one of my QC colleagues tersely informed a member of R&D that "I hope you step on a plug today, you ****"The whole room went deadly silent, just as I burst out into inappropriate...
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Everybody else thinks your a bit of a tw** but I think you are alright.OrDo you have to get up early to practice being stupid or does it just come naturally?
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Got called a cumsponge by a 14 year old once.Hah, that reminds me of an old comprehensive I went to. Smoking in the class rooms and walls of exotic expletives, joy.
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"It's like replacing Messi with Susan Boyle" was a pearl of wisdom delivered by somebody describing what it's like to have a competent employee go on holiday and be replaced with the union rep.
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My favourite is to ask them if they are proud of this piece of work...
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"When did your delusions of adequacy first manifest themselves?"
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Overheard: If you were smart, you'd a a smartarse.From me to a (racist) customer: c__t off you f__k.I got a meeting with the area manager and HR for that one. When I explained the circumstances, the AM...
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Someone called me a "**** knuckle" and the reply I gave her was she was a "c**K womble". Both laughed. I didn't need to choke her out. Always looks bad on your HR record, I don't think I could get away...
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Our muckshifter isn't spending enough time on site with his lads. The engineer asked him during a quick meeting if his new boy band would be called "lack of direction". Probably not that funny but as...
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Some good suggestions on here! Check out the Red Dwarf thread for some gems, such as:We all have something to bring to this conversation, and the thing you should bring is silence.
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One of my fitters once asked "what did your last slave die of?" To which I responded "insubordination". Not bad by my standards.
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