Duffer on "Best insult at work"
Some good suggestions on here! Check out the Red Dwarf thread for some gems, such as:We all have something to bring to this conversation, and the thing you should bring is silence.
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One of my fitters once asked "what did your last slave die of?" To which I responded "insubordination". Not bad by my standards.
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There was one lad at work who was well known to go walkabout when it was "all hands on deck". After the umpteenth time of this happening when he returned one of my colleagues shouted out : "oh here he...
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Best insult at work The minimum wage. You expect me to do the bare, legal, enforceable minimum? No? Then why insult me by offering the same?
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tthew on "Best insult at work"
There's a contractor project manager where I work, always seems stressed and doesn't do much smiling. Yesterday, we had 'Every dark cloud has - Debbie standing underneath it.'Once she announced loudly...
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Some of you are just writing down insults, or you work in very, very different environments to me.
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Not mine but heard in a film or something,"Your so full of shit if you had a colonic there'd be nothing left afterwards"
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You're just a f****n fomite! I read that as "You're just a f****n forumite"!
View Articleesselgruntfuttock on "Best insult at work"
As I'm a little chubby chap & work in the prison service, there's one I've used a few times when prisoners have called me a little fat C***, (they usually have their mates with them) so I say loud...
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I once had a colleague who was 'mercifully unburdened of the rigours of intelligence'
View ArticleRich_s on "Best insult at work"
"Ringo". Someone who is portrayed as being exceptional at their job, but in reality is mediocre at best.From "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?""He's not even the best drummer in the Beatles."
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* insert stereotypical, exaggerated,false emergency declaration of any occurrence*Let me look in the box of **** to give to see if there's any left... nope. Sorry. The photocopier is fine.
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Some of you are just writing down insults, or you work in very, very different environments to me. Not the most pithy put down for your colleagues, is it?
View ArticleRorschach on "Best insult at work"
Mildly NSFW....ish. [video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVoPdnZzKbM[/video]
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There's no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people.I used that line on every training course I gave prior to the tutorials.
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I'm generally regarded as a bit of a c*** as a result, but a hard working, committed c***. I can live with that. Do you suffer fools gladly?
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God ruined a good arsehole by putting teeth in that mouth!
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"Destined to spend their life pushing doors marked pull""Oxygen thief""Depriving a village of its idiot"
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I've worked with several blokes nicknamed 'thrush' over the years... And a lass who just would. Not. Shut. Up. Even when there was REALLY nothing worth saying. Her name was Ashley, but she never could...
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Maybe not a one liner but. Stop Stop Stop You c#ntTo rorschach
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